Back in April, I was dating a guy named Tom. Tom fancied himself quite the cook. So, he invited me and some friends over for a chili dinner. He made three batches from scratch - The spiciest of which had both jalapenos and habaneros in it. Everything was very yummy and we played Dealer's Choice all night.
Later, when Tom and I were being intimate, my flower felt like it was on fire. I pulled him off of me and told him what was wrong... The next words out of his mouth were, "Oh my God! I bet it was the chilis! I tried washing my hands, but the oil just won't come off."
Yes. That's right. I had jalapeno and habanero oil on my wah-wah. It was one of the worst and most uncomfortable feelings ever.
Which, oddly enough, I'd decided to tie into today's assignment: Do Something Kinky Today.
Today I went to lunch with my friend, Jennifer, to a yummy Vietnamese restaurant called Pho-Yo. I ordered Chin Pho (well-done beef brisket noodle soup). It was SO yummy. I tore up the basil and jalapenos and added them to my soup along with some sriracha. I was in pho heaven.
So, this was all wonderful until I later had to use the restroom and change a feminine product. OH MY GOD. I thought there was something wrong with my product. Things flashed through my mind like toxic shock syndrome and allergic reactions... I freaked out and told Jennifer (who also felt nature's call) that there was something wrong. Her comment? "Maybe it was the jalapeno?"
Seriously. What is wrong with me?! How does this happen to me twice in one year, and NEITHER time I was able to figure out what was wrong?!
My poor poor wah-wah. It was SO uncomfortable.
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